Sunday, April 7, 2013
As someone who lives in the big city and works in a very tall office building, riding an elevator is a daily affair. We've all done it. But the more you do it, the more you tend to gloss over some of the important niceties of making the experience efficient and safe for everyone. What follows are rules to remember based on personal everyday observations from a long-time city dweller.
1) The last one in on a descending elevator is the first one out. This is especially true in crowded cars.
2) The "close door" button doesn't actually make the doors close any faster. This is a myth. The button is only there for malfunctions and emergencies. So. STOP. Freaking. Pressing. It!
3) If a lady is on the elevator, out of courtesy step aside and allow her to be the first one out. It's called manners, gentlemen.
4) If the elevator has mirrors, or if the doors are highly polished metal, it is rude to make eye contact with your fellow passengers. Not everyone takes kindly to being ogled.
5) If you know your stop is on one of the top floors, please step to the back of the car after pressing your button. Chances are, everyone else in the elevator will getting off before you.
6) Never eat in an elevator. Doubly so for passing the gaseous by-products of such consumption from the other end.
7) When leaving the office for the night, it is customary to say "good evening" to your fellow passengers upon exiting to the lobby.
8) Rule of thumb: If you can make eyesight, you must hold the door for that person rushing toward your elevator. However, if all you hear are footfalls coming near, you are not obligated to hold the car unless said phantom calls out for you to do so. You are not a mind reader.
9) If you reach the elevator bank but the doors are already closing, do not reach out and attempt to halt their progress. Simply take the next one.
10) You must ALWAYS wait for the elderly or handicapped, no matter how long they may take to reach the elevator.
11) Similarly, if a handicapped person or a parent with a baby stroller needs to get on but there is no room--make room! Even if it means a few of you must get off to do so.
And there you have it. Nice and simple, yes? Most of these are of the common sense variety, so you would think everyone would follow them, yes? You'd think wrong! Every single one of these points are ones I've witnessed or practice myself. Yet, I see them ignored on a constant and daily basis.
My question to you all is: how many of these do you break and/or follow? Leave your answer in the comments. Or anything else you might like to add.