Well, folks, the apocalypse is upon us. I had heard rumblings of this being discussed, but I had no idea the universe was taking it seriously. Turns out there's no justice in the world after all.
Yup, my most beloved, cultish, favoritist movie of all time is being . . . REMADE!!!
As reported by Mania.com, Summit Entertainment has found a director and producer to spearhead their re-tooling of the 1986 classic, Highlander. And they're the same guys who were behind the latest Fast & Furious film.
Oh god, please end the agony now!
If you're feeling sick to your stomach and tasting something bitter like bile in your mouth, I apologize. To make amends, I'm presenting the trailer for the 1986 movie. It should remind everyone just how awesome the original was and will always be:
And let us remember that no matter what they do to rape our memories, we'll ALWAYS have the definitive Anchor Bay version of this film on DVD!