I'm not so sure it translates well in the above photo, but this is one seriously narrow Red Delicious apple. It feels very odd in my hand due to the typical weight distribution of a normal apple being thrown off by the weird contours of this one. It almost feels like a tiny alien head -- YIKES!
I just hope when I bite into it that acidy blood doesn't squirt out instead of apple. Ewww!
Guess I won't know until I give it the old college try. I'll let you know if I'm still alive after I finish lunch later this afternoon.
EDIT: (2:00 pm) I'm still alive. Alien apple head? Not so lucky.